Another Reason To Like Nicolas Cage

Last quarter, Bill Brown gave a lecture on the performance group the Surveillance Camera Players, a “pro-privacy group that protests against surveillance cameras by performing silent specially adapted plays directly in front of them.”

But one thing that Bill Brown and the SCP didn’t address was what if you’re caught with a broken cellphone camera in the middle of a high speed chase running from a dangerous criminal who will stop at nothing to get a hold of the piece of ancient wooden plank containing Incan carving that was stolen from the Resolute desk in Buckingham Palace that will ultimately lead to the legendary Native American lost City of Gold and thereby clearing your great-great grandfather’s name of being involved in the assassination of President Abraham Lincoln. Then, I think, public surveillance may come in pretty handy:

~ by deepfreezebatman on July 10, 2008.